It's all happening so quickly, I'm spotting! The San Diego Blog Bitches want me, they really want me ....
Although, to paraphrase Groucho Marx, I am suspicious of any club that would have some one like me as a member, the bitches touched me in a place where I am rarely touched. Pretending that I even had a choice, I accept their invitation with the same enthusiasm that Meg Ryan expressed when (in "When Harry Met Sally") she said, "Yes, yes, YES! YES! YES!"
I am totally having what she was having! Omigod, this is so awesome. I love my scorchingly hawt g-friends.
(Help me out, I'm still getting used to the lingo.)
I was so excited, first I peed, and then I ran out and got myself a new pair of shoes. Aren't they the bomb? I have the perfect matching belt. (Any wonder why gay men want me?) Had I known, I would have invited all of the bitches to my spendfest and I would have brought lots of wine.
In honor of their generous acknowledgment of my aspiring bitchiosity, I am underscoring my bitchiness by posting a new "Ever Have One Of Those Days?"
One question: What happens when they find out that I've been a registered Republican since 1979?
Can you find Cheri and Tom in this picture?
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Oh God, I totally thought I was falling in bloggy-love... 'til that Republican bit. Sigh...
Republican? Shut the ffffffffront door. All these years I knew that you were in the closet about something . . .
Walks like a Bitch. Talks like a Bitch. Votes like a ... well, allow me to get to know you a bit better before we talk politics.
Welcome!
Okay--instead of being our token man you can be our token Republican.
Oy. Nice lipgloss.
I'm experiencing boot envy - I just saw a pair of boots i really really really want.
I am thinking there needs to be a hazing... or at least an initiation ceremony! One that involves reprogramming your Republican side? Ok. not. As Cheri said, we are equal opportunity bitches. Welcome! XO
Republican? I agree with Trish on the initiation but I say Republicans buy the first round. Welcome to the BitchHood!
Initiation? Hazing?
Beat me, whip me, make me feel cheap. Sit under a shade tree and watch me broil as I'm tied to a post under the hot sun. Force me to serve you strawberries and chocolate. Use me as a foot rest. Dress me up as a little girl and have me dance the rhumba.
Then tell me you love me and throw me the heck out!
Dude! A republican! No way!
Tom on the right, Cheri on the left?
"Beat me, whip me, make me feel cheap. Sit under a shade tree and watch me broil as I'm tied to a post under the hot sun. Force me to serve you strawberries and chocolate. Use me as a foot rest. Dress me up as a little girl and have me dance the rhumba." -C'mon. If he were a REAL Republican, he'd never say this in such a public forum.
But I'll take his word for it and this bitch isn't soured by this information because it made me roll on the floor and laaaaaaauagh and laughandlaughandlaugh. Still laughing...hahahahahahahahahaha! Oh, you go and be a Republican. That's fine. Who cares? The rest of us have OBAMA!!!!! And the Senate!!!!! And the House!!!! The constitution is going to be re-implemented people!
Okay. I'm done gloating.
Welcome to the bitches club, Beeyotch.
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